Writer's Digests Prompts

*A birthday that goes awkward

it runs in the family, a child being born the day after their mother's birthday.

Ebony december 5 hasd her second eldest sone the day after december 6 .

Tonjah september 10 oldest son born a day after along with two other children in the same month. talk about sticking to a fertile mating season, eh?

then there is Beedie febuary 5, the mother of both them along with Ella.

stereotypes run in the family also the middle child is the least noticed, the oldest and the youngest competes for attention. there is a favorite, the tattle tale, the bad seed, the good two shoe, the is smart and lintelligent one, the tom boy, the girly girl, all ithese characteristics in three sisters.

the mother gets all the attention.  but now mother is gone.  ebony is gone. what about jeremy?

beedie is gone. what about ella? only mother left is tonjah. the middle child who is often overlooked.

 why is this important? what is trhe significaqnce?

MOm's celebration was a blast! all her favorites were served asian food, crab rangoon and shrimp fried rice, dessert home made cream cheese pound cake with vanilla ice cream. her gifts were practical. a nostagic audio player that included cassette and record player. heating blanket, stainless steel sippy cup,  starbuck coffee, and a pack of cigarettes. Really?

lesson 2

commit to your commedy vision.

what does success look like?

jet setting and hotel residences -

content creation for comedians

a best selling book on the perils of home health care, the mental state of corrections, memoirs

traveling to teach the bible in english to foreign learners

success looks like income property shared with husband. 

family gatherings are entertaining in a large back yard with a large land scaped garden two car garage space for a motocycle. gazebos sauna and whirlpool tub 

i am amongst like mind individuals/ one or two family members or long time friends along with some celebrities who seek to employ me for my writing abilites and wit.

my most private thoguhts at moment of success -  all debts settled. (being soveirn) 

singing started from the bottom now we here. 

one goal to hae acomplished in one year.

to have published my first book.  3/24/2025

success vision :

tonight i meet with sommore. so nervous - she read my book and thought i could give some insight on some material shed been working on. ive been working with up and coming female comedian. she and i have so much in common its as if im her on stage. we are writing satire.

she has this calm demeanor poised and calculated. thought provoking humor that referees between logic and idocracy.  

3/2025 Lesson 1 - sixteen so far

list three punchlines

1. three thing that will survive a nuclear bomb.

 

senior citizens- there will alwagys be someone in the group talking mbout in my day. 

2.visual humor

two bears sitting on couch watching t.v. i looks to be talking and both looking disgruntled.

why not not feed the bears

i really dislike losing footballl teams that carry our name.

3. dialog with witty responses - mom says "youre going out in that?"

i was with you when you bought it.

it came from your closet

4. finsih set-up (list five): an ink pen is like sex because 

its a run-on sentence until the period.

5. self-mocking three advantages to being overweight

i could store snacks in cleavage for later

more cleavages for my partner to masterbate in

being great to snuggle with during the winter. heat on, plenty of food, and will f*%k willingly till spring.

6. SAD - seasonal affective disorder

    ODD - oppositional defiance disorder

FORD - Foun on road dead common old but have you ever look into the name of things that are very corney and out right blatant?

7. political my mother and the lekaeder off our  country have something in commmon,

both are balancing the budget with someone elses money.

8. family jokes  the weird thing about my father

is that he is superstitious.  don't eat peanuts in gthe car. not just peanuts any kind of nut. no chocolate covered, honey roasted, or smoked.  dad is a guy who changes cars as often he changes shoes

9. religious jokes :  i know the muslims were feeling validated in wearing their hijabs. 

10. sex jokes - is it me or is it really unattractive when someone says, 

have you tried gthis before?

when a 50 year says be gentle, its my first time