*Pet Apocalypse

                                                                      The Pet Apocalypse

Why get a pet that won't last a week? When the apocalypse happens try to have a pet can that you can survive on over a month. Because when it all goes down those dainty tropical fish won't last an hour. We got to have big water fish, like koi and Oscars maybe a little smelt that's available for a deep fry. 

Pets man...I put some serious thought in choosing a pet before I got my Nikko, yeah, a fawn boxer. This dog was so chill he would stand in my shadow to stay cool. When I turn the treadmill on and he hears the beep, he'll slyly walk up the stairs. A few times I set the treadmill too slow, and he figured how to jump off it. So leashed him to the rail. 

Don Nikkoli Bigsey registered with the AKC- they suggest you give your pet a full name, humph.

But those you who have pet by round of applause, cat owners?  Ok a round of applause for dog lovers?  

Yeah, but a lot of thought goes into naming a pet, right? Without the process going too far. I'm sure there are some boundaries I mean in general it's just dog, right? It's just a cat, right? No? But we think of something cool like, an all-white cat named Coco. Hmmm.

Nothing too cliche, a cat named Nipples.  Hmmm.  

A boxer named Tyson.  Right

A puffy poodle named Chloe. Right?

We pick names like Tyson for a Boxer, or Chloe for a puffy poodle. 

But before all that naming, let's start by choosing a breed if you got it like that.  I find that most rescue pets cost a fraction of the price you pay a breeder.  By round of applause, anyone rescued a pet? Aww, bless all your hearts. I'mma tell y'all, I have something say about those animal charity commercials. first, I can't watch 'em, I just can't.  the sorrowful music, the blue hue, the animals are shivering or looking malnutrition.  in better conditions I noticed how many of those dogs look pure bred as if the commercial was staged. 

That raise an eyebrow because many of the stray cats and dogs I see (in my neighborhood) have the oddest fur patterns. discolorations like a white cat with black ears, tail, and paws.  A white dog with a black neck.  A brown speckled mut.   I once saw a leopard print great Dane. Pure thing, it just didn't look normal. 

Then the commercials got extreme by showing multiple animals crammed in cages, with what looked like feces in their mangled fur.  Then dogs on a short leash on the verge of choking because it wrapped itself around a pole in the bitter cold. too much huh, give to your local ASPAC immediately.

Yeah, I lot of thought went into choosing my dog. In consideration for my future companion, I thought about how he'd look walking Nikko the vicious boxer versus walking Layla the Shih Tzu. 

The onlookers "Yeah, that must be his girlfriend's dog, or probably his kids' dog."

But then dynamic changes when you see a regular guy- dude- man - with an American Terrier, aka pit-bull. Just by shear appearance this dog its able to keep male and females back, (off my man).