the new comedy bible


 exercise 1

3 things tht w ill urvive an apolylyps

veneral disease, cockroaches andold peope. there is alwaysone that will be tlking about back in their day. and we'll need them old fold too.

to hel us survive.

ants

the sense of humor in forgetting something

for aicture with two bers sitting on the couch watching t.. unknown the true sexual idintity of the bears. 

wathcing the news and there is a report to not feed the bers in the yosemite park

first were are moved from our natural habitat now they dont want to feed us.

3  youre going out in that?!

i was with you when yu bought it!

well, it was in your closet.

wel the apple doesnt fal far from the tree.

you want grandchildren right? well all assets on deck.

well instead of your weedin dress i opt for something out of your closet.

excercise 4 

an ink pen is like sex because its runs on until the period.

5 list funny advantages of beingoverweight

i could always find snacks in y bra

i always use the wheelchair stall

have more fashion selections and as you lose you can take tailored from a moo-moo to a regualr dress. 

acrnym humor

sad - seasonal affetive disorder

odd - oppositional defiant disorder

ford - found on road dead.

toy thinkingof you

the president and i have something in common, ialways having to reset the house budget.

a.ays want mroe for your taxes whether we pay more or have to do more

family jokes

the weird thing aboutmy fathr is his superstiitons.

dont eat any kindof nuts in the car. not plain, pre easoned or chocalate cover.  

he changed cars like he changed his shoes

religious jokes, act out god giving you advise. hmmm

exerie 10

is it me or it is really unattractive when someone says 







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